Building the Tomato Cage, part of my ongoing effort to pioneer the suburban gardening genre, published September 6, 2016 on SpliceToday.

Don’t Fear the Foliage, a mild rant published December 10, 2015 on SpliceToday.

Rogue Squash, an essay published July 21, 2015 on SpliceToday.

Should I Kill My Collard Greens?, an essay published April 24, 2015 on SpliceToday.

The Seven Stages of Machu Picchu, a humor piece published March 20, 2015 on Hot Hot Phone.

What could justify golfing through a national cemetery? Read PLAYING ARLINGTON

Published in the Spring/Summer 2005 Potomac Review (Issue 39).

Issue #39








My first taste of New Yorker ink! Cartoon caption contest #333, May 21, 2012: